Friday, August 14, 2009

Last chance for the contest, and an amusing challenge

You have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT* to post up to THREE ENTRIES in this month's fiction contest. I'm looking for "worst first lines." Give me something terrible, people. Your reward will be the admiration of your peers, plus a rockin' fudge recipe. Check out the contest post and other entries in the comments, HERE.

I have to go find my law school transcript for a job application now. Please go enter the contest! It will make me oh-so-happy. Tell your friends! I only have 13 entries right now. I tell you what... if I get a total of 25 entries or more, I will post a self-portrait of myself standing on my head. That's right, I will have to figure out some way to stand on my head while simultaneously taking a photo of myself. Help me hustle up some more worst first lines, and I will embarrass myself just for you.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

* To my Aussie, Kiwi, and other international readers, don't worry about the time change, I'll figure it out. Midnight your time is cool.


  1. I want to see the picture of you standing on your head. AND eating fudge. :-)

  2. If I get 35 valid entries, then I will add "... while eating fudge" to my photo.

  3. Fun contest! I'm going to see if I can't think of something. :)