Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Things my husband says

My demographic, according to my husband.

Husband: How's your book coming?
CKHB: Good, thanks.
Husband: Are there any ninjas in it?
CKHB: Not right now.
Husband: Car chases?
CKHB: No.
Husband: An increasingly complex series of riddles that must be solved in order for the bomb to be disarmed and the world to be saved?
CKHB: {sigh} Sweetie, you are not my demographic.
Husband: Oh, I get it. I don't have enough cats to be your demographic.
CKHB: Smartass. Now I'm going to blog about this.
Husband: And that's why you'll never get a man.

Reminder: I am on vacation this week, and this is an auto-post. I may not respond to your comments until the week of September 7th, at which point I will do a "feedback" day to catch up. But I will read everything! I promise!

9 comments:

  1. You could double your demographic by including car chases, ninjas and crazy cat ladies in your novel.

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  2. Wait, wait. Are we married to the same dude? Seriously. The only difference I see is, mine adds sharks with lasers to the mix. ;)

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  3. Yeah, mine added a need for an evil plot to take over the world...

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  4. LOL. Mine is so much like that, with these additons:

    Husband: Am I in the book?
    Me: (snorts) No!
    Husband: So, can I read it?
    Me: You don't read books.

    (Sad but true. He only reads sports mags. Ever.)

    I figure it'll be a funny anecdote IF I ever get published - no, my husband has never read anything I've written!

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  5. LOL. We're not married to the same man are we?

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  6. My husband just begs to be left OUT of my book.

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  7. Hang on. "That's why you'll never get a man." Is your husband calling himself a girl? Ha ha!

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  8. Heh. I keep trying to point out that I got HIM, but apparently I'm "first wife" and the relationship doesn't really count from that perspective. Or something like that.

    You know, that looks kinda bad written out, but I swear it's funny at our house...

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